Alright, so quite some time back, I met a person.  We'll call them Person A.  A was quite an interesting person, as well as being very attractive physically.  A was in to history, martial arts and anime/cosplaying, just like me.  We got along quite well.  Of course A had a fiancee (and is now married).

Not so long ago, I started talking to someone else, person B.  Person B was also quite fun to talk with, as well as being very physically attractive.  Like A, B was in to history, martial arts, anime/cosplay as well as numerous other hobbies I enjoyed.  We even had similar senses of humor and taste in games and entertainment.  Person B says I'm too old (B is 20, I'm 29), and would never go out with me.

Today I met another person, C.  Would you be shocked to hear that Person C was in to history (we met at an archaeological dig) weaponry, and anime/cosplaying?  We get along quite well.  Turns out, C has even attended conventions that I've been at, and we never even knew it.  Of course, Person C is dating someone.  Oh, and we're related.  Yep, even have the same last name.

Apparantly I'm a frikking magnet for people who are very attractive, in to all the things that I am, and who would never date me.  Pretty soon I'm going to have a harem.

My life is the opposite of a Tenchi Muyo episode.