Well that's it then, I is officially an edumacated graducate. I have my fake diploma and my doofy looking hat, and I sat through the final test of boredom. Fortunately, I have a Droid loaded with games and text messaging. After the jump is a transcript of my snarky comments:
Ok, serious and dignified, serious and dignified...crap! Giggle loop!
This is the worst anime con ever. The lines are huge and everyone's wearing the same cosplay
Someone in the stands shouted "someone start the wave!" so I did and he's like, "yeah yeah you're awesome!"
Did he just say he had an hour for his speech?
Tempted to play my "I knew it, I'm surround by assholes" ringtone
I swear he just thanked Mr. Spock
"there are many ways to start a speech to capture the attention of the audience". This is not one of them
Ok honorary degree speech 1, gonna make it...gonna make it... zzzzzzzzzz
If I have one bit of advice to give, sunscreen would be it
I swear, someone got a phd for studying when its the best time to leave on vacation
Well thats it then, my ass is officially asleep
By the prickling of me buns, something boring this way comes
Just got my fake diploma!
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